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Showing posts with label Miss Snark. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Miss Snark. Show all posts

May 20, 2008

We *Heart* You , Miss Snark




May 20th, 2008, marks the first anniversary of literary maven Miss Snark, the Literary Agent's final blog post. The woman- or was it a man?- made an impact on wannabe writers throughout the country, gathering a following of avid Snarklings who turned to her for writing advice, humor, and a reality check with every delicious post.

I made my goal of getting (anonomously) into the blog with the Killer Yap Sex Toy Contribution ("Killer Yap is not amused" http://misssnark.blogspot.com/2007_04_15_archive.html) and making Miss Snark almost shoot coffee out her nose. Sorry it couldn't have been for my literary genius, but I took what I could get. I was so saddened when it all came to an end a short time later. I miss her every day. But there is still plenty of writing gold to be mined there, so new writers, do check out the archives. You will be amazed. And amused.

Perhaps the Snarklings' dearest wish will someday come true and Miss Snark will come out of retirement, but then again, I have to respect her wishes if she doesn't want to write us a sequel. Two million plus visitors wore out the welcome mat. It would take George Clooney in red stiletto heels to lure her back out, and I don't think they make them in his size.

January 29, 2007

The Softer Side of Miss Snark


Today I received a reply to yesterday's email to Miss Snark, the famous literary agent. It was my cleverly designed ploy - which failed by the way - to get into her blog by inquiring on the absence of George Clooney and the presence of one llama-looking creature on her sidebar.

Turns out the little brown creature is not a llama but a baby alpaca and he's on the sidebar because she thinks he's cute, so there, you heard it here first, there is a softer side to the divine stiletto-heeled, gin-slugging Miss Snark. And no, George Clooney has not been supplanted by a newborn alpaca.