This site plays on the now-familiar God billboards in a way that really makes you think, "Hey, I bet He/She DOES feel like that!"
"And it came to pass that God visited the earth, and He did behold a series of billboard ads attributing to Him utterances of such banality that they would never pass His lips in a billion years. And it came to pass that God in His wrath considered a libel suit, but in the end opted simply to mount a cantankerous, self-contradictory ad campaign of His own. . . ."
I never said, "Thou shalt not think." —God
If you seek to know my ways, read a damn science book. —God
Six days? Yeah, right. I'm a scientist, not a magician. —God
E=mc². Yeah, that's one of mine. —God
I like to kick things off with a bang. A Big Bang. —God
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